Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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