Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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