I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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