so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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