She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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