The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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