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I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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