Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
