So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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