if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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