so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just pee around me
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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