No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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