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(917): View more from New York City

your butthole totally puckers for the ginge

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(917): your butthole totally puckers for the ginge http://tfl.nu/9qqb

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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

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(133): YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby http://tfl.nu/m0vf

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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.

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(908): The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels. http://tfl.nu/nz1k

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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.

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(708): so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone. http://tfl.nu/y8ai

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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.

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(609): I had another sleeping on concrete incident. http://tfl.nu/nctv

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(925): View more from California

So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.

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(925): So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made. http://tfl.nu/hust

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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.

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(254): I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night. http://tfl.nu/j8hi

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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.

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(843): GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head. http://tfl.nu/4n4o

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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka

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(985): I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka http://tfl.nu/h91z

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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.

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(417): When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion. http://tfl.nu/easp

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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?

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(248): Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain? http://tfl.nu/gohm

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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.

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(707): nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids. http://tfl.nu/kj6p

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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair

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(570): I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair http://tfl.nu/vjbt

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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?

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(415): theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours? http://tfl.nu/bjo4

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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.

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(623): At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside. http://tfl.nu/tt6u

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