I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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