is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.