sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize