You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
then he tried to convert me to islam
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
