Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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