We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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