the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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