I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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