Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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