I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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