Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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