Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so let's talk penis.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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