are you still at the devil's house?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Boobs are out for the taking
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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