i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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