I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize