I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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