birth control should be required to get into college
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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