And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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