How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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