I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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