Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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