operation harelip BJ is a go
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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