And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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