He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I know her cup size but not her name....
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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