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nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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