YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Are we still banned from the library?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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