Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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