I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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