let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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