Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
did you just send me my own nude
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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