the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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