I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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