these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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