It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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