You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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