Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
they need to just BURY HIM!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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