nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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