After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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