why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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