Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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