It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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