you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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