I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Randomize
